"No, let me get that for you." (as said by a random parent)
"You look like you do 'being pregnant' well." (as said by the nine-fingered [female] security guard at school)
"Wow, you look like you've gained hardly any weight! I can't believe those pants still fit you so well." (as said by Em)
"From the back, you hardly look pregnant, you just look nice." (as said by Andrew)
Things a pregnant woman doesn't want to hear, even if she is fairly certain it's the truth:
"Are you having twins? Is that why you're so big?" (as said by a school counselor)
"Are you sure you have four weeks left? You look huge." (as said by the office secretary)
"Oh, look, you're waddling!" (as said by a science teacher, the other office secretary, every other math teacher in the department, and several students and students' parents)
Hee. Why yes, apparently I am measuring big, per the doctor today. But, um, have you met me? I am 6'1". And not a delicate flower 6'1". I was a ten pound baby, y'all. Little Man? The sperms what made him were from a tall person too. A betting person would put him at "above average size".
In other news:
- I don't just nest, I renovate. The kitchen is going well. We had an awesome meeting with the woman who's going to be installing our IKEA cabs and there's a few issues to address, but I think we can do that. And the moldy leak might be okay. And the engineering problem that caused the sinking second floor is taken care of. So, you know, no big deal and no stress...
- IKEA did call and say my kitchen order was available for pickup. So I showed up at the store and said, "Do I LOOK like I would order a kitchen for pickup?" They fixed it.
- My sister arrives the day after tomorrow. Her car seat arrived today. I can't wait.
- I got my hair cut. I have my first new hairstyle since the Mistake of a Boy Shag disaster from 2002.
Peace out, ya'll. Next time I update, it'll be my spring break. W00t!