Thursday, November 15, 2007

And then, in BIZARRO land..

One kid in my 4th period class, upon learning that I was pregnant:

"Is there something they can give the baby so that it, you know, grows really fast?"

" What do you mean?"

"You know, like, make it grow so fast that it would, like, explode out of you?"

"Well, just... I. Can't tell you. But I'm not likely to find out."


Evan said...

Like a chest-burster in Alien, except for the vagina! I like how this kid thinks.

Leah said...

OMG. That post was funny, and then Evan's comment just put it RIGHT over the top.