I ask you...

...how do we lose both our swiffer and our broom?

Normally this wouldn't be a problem and we'd live in our dust-infested crack house without a problem, but right now our dog is apparently determined to go bald or is signalling a deep psychotic problem. She's leaving hair everywhere, like little love notes, like, "help me!" and "my people are abusing me!" and "see what not letting me sleep on the leather couch gets you!"

And since I'm home all summer (yay teaching!) it's sending me around the bend. It's not pretty.